First it was the heartburn that kept me awake two nights ago.
Then it was the dreaded breakouts, ohhhh the breakouts, I feel so ugly.
Today it was the bloating, the precious bloating, that did wonders for the self esteem as I stared into the mirror after my shower, already lamenting the breakouts.
The cold-sore? Well that certainly was an added delight!
Right now, its the cramps, the agonizing cramps, that make me feel like my uterus is slowly being passed through a rusty, little, keyhole, inch by bloody inch.
ATTENTION MOTHER NATURE AND MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK!!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR MOTHERFUCKERS!
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